I don't usually arrange sex via text message
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
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when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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