i don't like sucking hair
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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