We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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