dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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