Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Randomize
