bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
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I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
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