...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
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the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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