No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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