Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
Success! We fucked roommates!
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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