i would punch a child for taco bell
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
grown man stumbling drunk down green street wearing nothing but a hot dog costume and crying. its not even noon yet.
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Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
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if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
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