That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
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i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
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Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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