But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
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did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
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Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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