5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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