Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
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She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
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Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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