can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
PS- My flight is being emergency landed bc someone smuggled cats on the plane.
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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