The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
What I love about college? The kid tripping balls has a kayak made readily available to him on any given Wednesday, Saturday, or Sunday.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
The power of my boobs compel you
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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