You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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