Well douche your snatch and let's go!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You know she's gonna fuck shit up when she shows up in a neon wind-suit
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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