you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
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He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
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If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
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