I don't think brook has ever known best
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
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Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
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Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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