this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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