Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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