I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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