wakey wakey hands off snakey
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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