yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i wish sherlock holmes were still around today... he'd be able to find my g-spot.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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