How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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