what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
you wouldn't stop saying "oil can" in the tin man voice until I gave you back your flask
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
a girl just walked by me crying on the phone saying, "all I ever do is menstruate"
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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