thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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