Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
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What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
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Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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