She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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