At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
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Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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