Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
All I wanted was to die alone with my dogs....how did I end up here
I don't know if I should laugh or punch you
Randomize
