she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
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Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I need to sleep so I can die properly tomorrow.
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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