so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
Are we still banned from the library?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Randomize