Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
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Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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