I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
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I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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