All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
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Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
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Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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