this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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