The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
i think i have herpe
just one?
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
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You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
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She needs sedatives and a leash
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize