After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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