I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
You told your mom that it was your second day sober. I think she believed it until you jumped off the balcony
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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