around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
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Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
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Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
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