My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
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I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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