I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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