S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
That same damn squirrel keeps staring at me like I did something wrong. Nature knows when you're hung over.
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