your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
your like the ambassador to my penis.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I need you to get the emergency bail money out if the stuffed panda and go to the police station tot bail me out. I should be there in 20 minutes.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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