Rocking a Headband at the strip club, because of Rock of Love this shit is like their kryptonite, I smell like stripper butter and back child support.
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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