Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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