You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
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Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
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I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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