Got a toothbrush?
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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