We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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