And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
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