either way he was missing a nipple.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
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You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
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I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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